# HG changeset patch # User Jordi Gutiérrez Hermoso # Date 1413385260 14400 # Node ID 82c329619836d0e7e3e491a7c52f2aeebc6679c3 # Parent 417355ed0812346067d1dd20680ad11a27e470ac# Parent eabfde4b6c5679431a6a5f32f5271697fc3d1de4 maint: periodic merge of stable to gui-release diff --git a/scripts/miscellaneous/fact.m b/scripts/miscellaneous/fact.m --- a/scripts/miscellaneous/fact.m +++ b/scripts/miscellaneous/fact.m @@ -75,13 +75,13 @@ "Richard Stallman needs neither mouse nor keyboard to operate his computer. He just stares it down until it does what he wants."; "Richard Stallman didn't write the GPL. He is the GPL."; "Richard Stallman's pinky finger is really a USB memory stick."; - "Richard Stallman called his operating system GNU because he created it before computers existed, when actual gnus were used for calcuations."; + "Richard Stallman called his operating system GNU because he created it before computers existed, when actual gnus were used for calculations."; "In Soviet Russia, Richard Stallman is still Richard Stallman!"; "Richard Stallman's flute only plays free music."; "When Richard Stallman uses floats, there are no rounding errors."; "Richard Stallman wrote a program so powerful it knows the question to 42."; "Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL."; - "Richard Stallman knows the entire wikipedia by heart, markup included."; + "Richard Stallman knows the entire Wikipedia by heart, markup included."; "Richard Stallman wrote the HAL9000 OS."; "Richard Stallman's laser pointer is a lightsaber."; "Richard Stallman never steps down; he shifts the universe up."; @@ -115,7 +115,7 @@ "When Richard Stallman executes ps -e, you show up."; "When Richard Stallman gets angry he doesn't swear; he recurses."; "On Richard Stallman's computer the bootloader is contained in his .emacs."; - "Richard Satallman can make any operating system free, free from drivers."; + "Richard Stallman can make any operating system free, free from drivers."; "Richard Stallman programmed Chuck Norris."; "Behind Richard Stallman's beard there is another fist, to code faster."; "Richard Stallman won a Sudoku that started with only one number in each line."; @@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ "Richard Stallman's uptime is over 53 years. And counting up."; "Richard Stallman's portable music player can play ogg and WMA, but is too afraid to invoke Richard Stallman's wrath by playing WMA. Ogg it is, then."; "Richard Stallman will never die, but may some day go to /dev/null."; - "Richard Stallman once got swine flu, but it got cleansed by hereditay GPL and thus got assimilated."; + "Richard Stallman once got swine flu, but it got cleansed by hereditary GPL and thus got assimilated."; "Richard Stallman don't cut his hair because there are no GNU/Scissors."; "Richard Stallman is the one who trims Chuck Norris beard. And he does it freely, of course."; "Richard Stallman does not take bath, for the hydroelectric company uses proprietary software."; @@ -146,7 +146,7 @@ "Richard Stallman is so zealous about privacy he has /dev/null as his home."; "When Richard Stallman runs /bin/false, it returns \"true\"."; "Richard Stallman doesn't like money, because banks don't run on free software."; - "Richard Stallman user GNU tar to compress air."; + "Richard Stallman uses GNU tar to compress air."; "When Richard Stallman reports a bug, the bug prefers to squash itself instead of facing Richard Stallman's wrath."; "There are no Windows in Richard Stallman's house... only Doors..."; "Richard Stallman doesn't like neither PCs-Intel nor Burger King... He prefers e-Macs..."; @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ "C is actually written in RMS."; "Richard Stallman can write software that does not have a buffer overflow when counting money lost by Jerome Kerviel."; "There were no double rainbows before Richard Stallman."; - "Chuck Norris had to shorten his beard in the presence of Richard Stallman because two beards that awsome, so close would segfault the universe (again)."; + "Chuck Norris had to shorten his beard in the presence of Richard Stallman because two beards that awesome, so close would segfault the universe (again)."; "RMS is Titanic."; "Richard Stallman is the answer to the Turing Test."; "Richard Stallman's beard makes ads for Gillette and Braun appear."; @@ -218,7 +218,7 @@ "\"RMS\" stands for \"RMS Makes Software\""; "Whenever someone writes a \"Hello, world\" program, Richard Stallman says \"Hello\" back."; "Richard Stallman wasn't born. He was compiled from source."; - "Richard Stallman has a URL tatooed on the left side of his chest where you can download his genetic code."; + "Richard Stallman has a URL tattooed on the left side of his chest where you can download his genetic code."; "The GNU command line idiom that Richard Stallman never needs: \"date | more\""; "Richard Stallman's toe cheese is aged to perfection."; "Richard Stallman doesn't always run an OS kernel, but when he does he prefers GNU/Hurd. He is... the most interesting hacker in the world. Stay free, my friends.";